a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

shut up kobe!

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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