- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Women

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

balls

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Winter

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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