Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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This is on of those few moments where my guts and attitude leave me feeling as if the entire world is against me... ...Then I cant help but to smirk and think... The world against me? Finally a worthy challenge... Such a great day... Nero because fuck morals: Friends and not so friends do not call me Black Metal because I listen to power rock, my mother high on drugs attacked my wife claiming she was Satan, I killed my angel dust empowered mother, felt as if the world was against me... ...Such a great day... "I killed my father too but you dont hear me whining about it!" And of course... ...Rest in pieces oh "dear" mother", at least you did one good thing, you gave birth to your undertaker, while I killed you to end my lifelong misery, My only regret is ending yours... Now I request you all think I am a monster and pretend we live in a world where all parents are nice and good... You already deluded yourself? Perhaps you should thumb me up instead then.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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