- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

MySpace.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

gay pom...

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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