- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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