- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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