- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Cool Brian

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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