Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

book 'em danno

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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