How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Mitt Romney

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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