Knock knock *open*

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Jews

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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25

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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