Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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2 Penises

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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Jews

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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An Artic Storm.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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