Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Arrow in the Knee!

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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