whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Stop Spam Read Books

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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