There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Loperson

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Oh s***

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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