- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

PEANIS!

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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