- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

A fish swims up your penis...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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