hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Women's Rights

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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Women's rights

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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I was once a hamster.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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