- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Your mom.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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