angelosnyder is not gay

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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Woman's Rights

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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