a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

A blonde walked into a bar.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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