Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Dyslexics have more nuf!

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

women's rights

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

vitamin c

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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