What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

How long is a china man?

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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