- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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