- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

one morning i turned on my tv

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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