- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock,knock you suck

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Queens Park rangers

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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