Whats worse than suicide? death

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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Women's rights.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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