what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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