A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Once upon a time, The end.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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