- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

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