- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Some people like melon and others like soup.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

women sports....

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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