ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Joke

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

asdf

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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