- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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