how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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George Bush.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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hard cheese

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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Not a joke.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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