Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Bumsniffer

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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