A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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denisssssssssssssss

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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chirs

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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