Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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