Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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