- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Liverpool City Football Club

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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