- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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