A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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i had sex.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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