Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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