What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Penis

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Jayden Eccles

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

I dont have a girlfriend

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

This is an anti-joke.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Soccer...

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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