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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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