Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Hi

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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