- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What's two plus two? Window

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Don't believe in Atheists.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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