- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Womens rights

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

squash squash who squash my ass

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