- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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