Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

ecks! why zee?

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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