- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Guess what? AIDS!

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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