- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Knock Knock opens the door

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Dance is a sport

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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