- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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