- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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