Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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