Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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