- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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