A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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