why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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Women's rights.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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