What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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