- Anti Joke

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

why are balck people black because they are

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

If you were a cactus, why?

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.