- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Urban ghettos

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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