- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Mitt Romney

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Women's Rights.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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