Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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