Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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Where's the dick??? east

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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A kid has no friends.

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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