Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

The WNBA.

Cows are land manatees.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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