What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Knock Know! Come in!

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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