When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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