- Anti Joke

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.