- Anti Joke

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

VaginaBoob ^.^

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Anti Joke

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Fox News

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

VaginaBoob ^.^

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name