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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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