- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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