- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

I once did something.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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