Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Nuneaton..

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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YOU

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Anti Joke

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