A woman wears a dress.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Dusters blow stuff.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Not a joke.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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