What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

have safe sex

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Do you like apples? Yes

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Me Neither.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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