What do you call your mom? Mom

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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