Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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