Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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Justin Bieber.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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dassa

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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