Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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A train poops its pants.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Knock knock

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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