- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

An irish man walks out of a bar

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

whats 2+2? 4

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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