Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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hey, my names mark.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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