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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

knock knock no ones home

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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