- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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