Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

A seal walks into a club.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

That is so fetch

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Where's my tractor?

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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