What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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