- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

I have a gay camel

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Who is John Galt?

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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