- Anti Joke

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

watch a i d s left

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

This is a joke.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Your mom is so nice.