- Anti Joke

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Sam Hengal.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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